Films / TV / Music
Monty Python – Dead parrot sketch
Monty Python - The Pet Shop A customer enters a pet shop. Customer: 'Ello, I…
Films / TV / Music
Red Dwarf Quotes
From 'Timeslides': Rimmer: 'Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm ALIVE!!!!!'…
Old Jokes
Old Drinking Jokes
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it…
Old Jokes
Old Sex Jokes & Chatup Lines
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get…
Old Jokes
Old Women, Men & Rules for women Jokes
In this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to…
Old Jokes
Old Religion, Car, Boss & Bank Jokes
The Pope The pope walked into this hotel in Las Vegas and walked up to…
Old Jokes
Old Usefull Advice, Embarrassing & Computer Jokes
Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard…
Old Jokes
Old Adult Nursery Rhymes & Valentines
Hickory, dickory, dock, This bitch was sucking my cock The clock struck two, I dumped…
Old Jokes
Old Politic Jokes, Royal, Sports & Animals Jokes
The Government Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man…