Hickory, dickory, dock,
This bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two, I dumped my goo,
And dropped her at the end of the block.

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in the backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard

Old mother hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife, Liked to beat her,
Smacked her twice around the head,
Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two dollars fifty, The dirty whore.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy, Its too damn hairy.

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
and sat down beside her,
And said, hey,
whats in the bowl bitch?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again.

Valentines 🙂