Category: Old Jokes

Old Drinking Jokes

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to him and says “that’ll be £25.” A minute later the bartender is making conversation and says, “You know,...

Old Sex Jokes & Chatup Lines

A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man. “6 shots?!? Are you celebrating...

Old Women, Men & Rules for women Jokes

In this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to be with, and women that would love to be with you. THERE IS NO UNION OF THESE TWO SETS....

Old Religion, Car, Boss & Bank Jokes

The Pope The pope walked into this hotel in Las Vegas and walked up to the desk to check in. The clerk said” I don’t believe it, it’s Elvis Presely.” The Pope replied,” No,...

Old Usefull Advice, Embarrassing & Computer Jokes

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by  not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat  bastards. Give up smoking by...

Old Adult Nursery Rhymes & Valentines

Hickory, dickory, dock, This bitch was sucking my cock The clock struck two, I dumped my goo, And dropped her at the end of the block. Mary had a little lamb, She kept in...